The Fevered Pitch at the Crescendo

I am officially calling a market top on global warming hysteria. As evidence, I submit the following list of headlines compiled by Wretchard and a few of the commenters at the Belmont Club.

• Christmas causes Global Warming
• Kangaroo farts could ease global warming
• Flatulent sheep cause global warming
• The Koran inveighs against global warming
• Canadian beer drinkers are causing global warming
• Using toilet paper causes global warming
• Hanukka causes global warming
• Making pasta causes global warming
• Divorce causes global warming
  
• Having children causes global warming
• Breathing causes global warming
• Global warming causes baldness in hedgehogs
  

For an even more complete list, follow this link.

Consider that if everybody who believes that global warming is the greatest threat to mankind would simply hold their breath for 15 minutes, we would not have a global warming problem.

Meanwhile at the climate conference in Bali, forget about toleration, dissent will not even be heard.